- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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