- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

a retard lost...

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

space is fun

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

http://anti-joke.com/

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??