You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Halo < COD

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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:O + :P = 69

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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