- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

how did the little girl die cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

I have a crush on my dad.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Potato.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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