connor sucks

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Justin Beiber

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Reed is poopin

peter charastabopouloulous

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

No it isn't.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Are you a human?

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Hi Jacob You cool

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