how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock What

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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hi michael

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What is next?

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a

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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