What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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BWAT

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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