- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Two women were sitting quietly.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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