a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

No it isn't.

rape that shit

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Asians

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

OBAMA

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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