what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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