What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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fabien

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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