Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Anti Joke

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