- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Gestapo.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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