Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Penis!

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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