A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

People Eating Tasty Animals

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Womens rights

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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