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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Penis.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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