- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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