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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Left. That one direction...

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock Knock It's Open!

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

How old is victor? Old

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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