What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Who has downs this joke

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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canaan and mallory

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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