- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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