Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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