. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What abou three times

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Potato.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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