When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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boobs

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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