- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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women playing football?

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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