What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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It's long!

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Compton

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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