Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Giving birth to the antichrist

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Dozer has a soul

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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