What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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