Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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