You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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gay rights

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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