Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

69, hahaha

hi. thats what she said.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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