- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??