Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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K

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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maddie latino

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Haha

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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I only like NY as a friend.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Canida

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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