- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Poopsack Jones

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

1234 5

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Ted Haggard.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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