What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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