What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

poop

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

whos gay? you are

What is worse than hell?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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