- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A fat boy walked into a party

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Where's my tractor?

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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