Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's up? A direction...

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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