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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dozer has a soul

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

ballsack

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How do magnets work?

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Dozer has a soul

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

ballsack

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How do magnets work?

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep