- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

You smell bad? Cool.

YOU IS DUM

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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