- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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