A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Vagina-Boob

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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