What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A bar walks into your mother.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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