Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Woman's Rights.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Akshaytiger World

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Penis

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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