look left now look right. washing machine

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

why did Max cry??? chicken

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

minced oaths

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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