A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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8============D PEN1S

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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wow garlic, yum

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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