Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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