What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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