I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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ballsack

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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How do magnets work?

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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