A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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