Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Anne Frank.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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