What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Sex. That is all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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who eats pencils asians

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Women Voting

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you will die someday

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Yeah right loser!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What flys? A fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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