A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Anal cheese curds.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Which one is hardest?

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

GAY PEOPLE

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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