- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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