Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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