antijokes

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Hitler is my role model

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Sarah Palin is President

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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